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giftvvrap:

will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

(via circumcising)

thurdsay:

after i die i’ll probably still complain

(via condom)

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

(Source: tom-marvolo-dildo, via condom)

duloxetine:

finding out that someone very hot follows you

image

(via circumcising)